Typically an unintelligent male with a muscular structure so massive and inflexible that it prevents them from wiping his ass from behind.
by The Challenge May 15, 2009
The act of fucking a girl in the ass, and as soon as the man cums, he pinches her neck very hard. This causes the woman's asshole to clench up, and when the man pulls his penis out, it is perfectly clean.
by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003
Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
by The Muffin Man May 08, 2004
by Jizzy Gargler August 08, 2011
When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.
by becky mickckcialalakz\iz September 05, 2008
- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.
by Ryan Staples June 03, 2006
The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.
On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!
by ABC Maryland April 19, 2006