A phase in a young woman's life when she gets so self absorbed that she becomes completely unreachable. All attempts to make contact with this person are in vain, for all approaches are assumed sexual advances and unworthy ones at that.
Has Lindsay answered her phone yet this week? She left her dog's ear medicine in my car and i think it's really important we get it to her .
That dog is as good as dead. Lindsay's been trapped in a narcissistic blackout ever since she decided to become a stripper
That dog is as good as dead. Lindsay's been trapped in a narcissistic blackout ever since she decided to become a stripper
by jusss August 21, 2017
Get the narcissistic blackout mug.Someone who pounces onto a conversation, relating what you are talking about to something no one cares about...usually something about themselves!
Guy:Hey, there is a new bar in Dinky Town called "The Library". It's introducing "super thirsty thursdays"
Narcissistic Gal:OMG, OMG, that bar is Awesome. It has maroon carpets...same color my bridesmaids will wear when Mark and I get married!
Guy: Ohh c'mon, we're talking important things here. Don't be such a Narcissistic Pouncer!
Narcissistic Gal:OMG, OMG, that bar is Awesome. It has maroon carpets...same color my bridesmaids will wear when Mark and I get married!
Guy: Ohh c'mon, we're talking important things here. Don't be such a Narcissistic Pouncer!
by creature that hates Narcissism May 10, 2010
Get the Narcissistic Pouncer mug.The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.
Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
by Kurutoro August 16, 2011
Get the Narcissistic Masturbation mug.Narcissistic abuse is a term made by "empaths" who have no idea what narcissism is. This term is often use to bully and mistreat those with NPD and to label them all as abusers by default which of course, isn't true. Narcissistic abuse isn't a real type of abuse or term and is ableist to use.
"empath": "my dad is a narcissist. I suffered narcissistic abuse because of him."
Educated person: "is he diagnosed with NPD? Then he isn't a narcissist. And even if he was, NPD doesn't abuse you. The person does. Saying "narcissistic abuse" leads back to a community of people trying to survive with a disorder. You mean emotional abuse or mental abuse etc. Blame the abuser not the disorder"
Educated person: "is he diagnosed with NPD? Then he isn't a narcissist. And even if he was, NPD doesn't abuse you. The person does. Saying "narcissistic abuse" leads back to a community of people trying to survive with a disorder. You mean emotional abuse or mental abuse etc. Blame the abuser not the disorder"
by Beastmaster616 May 21, 2021
Get the Narcissistic abuse mug."Hey you know that Narcissistic Cunt Donald Trump"
"You mean the islamaphobic, racist dickhead who chats utter shite and blames all America's problems on minorities creating tension and hatred within his own country"
" That's the one, if he becomes president America is completely screwed"
"Yep pretty much"
"You mean the islamaphobic, racist dickhead who chats utter shite and blames all America's problems on minorities creating tension and hatred within his own country"
" That's the one, if he becomes president America is completely screwed"
"Yep pretty much"
by hd wag1ramsey May 10, 2016
Get the Narcissistic Cunt mug.1. When someone waits for their chance to talk about themselves.
2. When someone takes a conversation in a different direction so they can talk about themselves.
3. When someone takes a conversation backwards so they can add something else about themselves.
2. When someone takes a conversation in a different direction so they can talk about themselves.
3. When someone takes a conversation backwards so they can add something else about themselves.
Interesting story bro. It reminds me of the time when I did something similar. If I didn't do it I know someone that did it or did something similar probably better than you or whoever you're talking about. No that was not interesting and you may want to go to a Dr. and get checked for narcissistic verbal diarrhea before someone gives you a Wichita Barn Burner with a side of Duck Butter.
by wintercoates May 23, 2016
Get the narcissistic verbal diarrhea mug.The cancer that is plaguing every software development community. Usually defined by "hurp durp evil coder" traits, refusal to adapt to newer platforms, smug jackassery, calling others "hacks", dismissal of anyone who deviates from their expectations, believing themselves to be better than the rest, and some traits of actual narcissism.
Coder 1: Shut the fuck up, you god damn hack. Your works are hacky, and lazily thought out.
Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.
Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.
by Sunioncarrot11 October 15, 2017
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