Mistakurbating

v When you mistakenly catch someone masturbating. Often caused by poor choice of place and timing, such as before dinner, at the movies, at school, at work, in the shower when your roommate is waiting and irritated, in a resturant, in a public restroom, in the back seat of a van on a long road-trip, in a park, on or near a playground, during a party, in the waiting room of a clinic for the blind, in an elementary school principal's office, when you sleep in a bunkbed, in a pool, in river with hungry fish, when you come home to a missing plunger and/or bananas, when you forget to close the browser on the family computer, or making the decision at 5:58 when your mom usually gets home at 6:01 (see after school special).

"Man, I am either a master of mistakurbating or our daughter has the worst choice of timing. Or she still hasn't figured it out. Have you seen the sausages?"

True Story,

Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo.

The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?"

The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break."

"What?!"

"Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!"

And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke.

by cheese_leaves February 10, 2012

Hughge Mistake

Lost episode of Johnny Test. Hugh Test enters a store only to shout "I have to whip out my penis!" and then he just massacres everyone in sight. Once done, he just starts to pleasure himself on the floor until he just dies from exhaustion.

Howie - I just watched the lost episode of Johnny test, Hughge Mistake! It was crazy, I came like four times!

Simon - Only four???

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

masta

1) One who defeats another; a victor.
2) An expert of a certain skill.
3) A worker qualified to teach apprentices.
4) A person who is above the status of a master.

1) I am the loser and he is the masta.
2) He is a masta of the sword.
3) That person is a masta who trains others.
4) MaStA ViC is considered a masta.

by Undisqualified January 12, 2005

mastabeta

The best place to hang out on the intarweb for spamming, pr0n, acting st00pid in general and to get BAND!!!1112 and plus we're a bazillion times better better than teh c0ck-sucking, gay orgy-loving fagg0ts over at GenGay

Mastabeta r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs!

by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004

Rookie Mistake

Trying to steal on Yadier Molina

Did you see Jose Siri try to steal on Yadier Molina? Talk about a rookie mistake

by Yadier Molina Fan 7 April 21, 2021

Mistake

Jake Paul

Person: so what’s your biggest mistake

Jack Paul’s parents: umm...... let’s not take about it

by :):):( November 13, 2018

anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit

hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"

by z man March 10, 2005