Musty Sex

Sex that is not only sexy, but musty as well. It is characterized by a musty smell, and tasty aura.

Brendan and Noah enjoyed a blissful night of musty sex on Noah's top bunk. Unaware that they were actually being filmed by ROGER PHILIPSON.

by Noah/Brendan January 31, 2009

musty nuts

Balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy. Balls thats have a rank stench.

After I was done playing softball with the boys I had a bad case of musty nuts!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Mutt's nuts

Indicates an item of quality.

Synonym for dog's bollocks

Web services are the mutt's nuts

by Ben February 25, 2004

Musty

Cheese smell that Andrew has

Andrew is musty as hell today

by Reese ur mum March 29, 2019

Mutsy the Bearslayer

Mutsy is a man who is 100% Greek.

ME: Let's sacrifice 50 Greek virgins for Mutsy!

Mutsy the Bearslayer: They need not be virgins!

by hardXcore_emokidddd February 12, 2009

Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.

Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.

by fatheradem January 13, 2019

Matty fuckin smokes

the coolest mf ever known to the world. He gets hella claps and makes the dankest hot box videos with his friend Liam who kinda sucks tootsie rolls.

Matty fuckin smokes is sooooo fuckin cool dude, but not as cool as Teo

by realboi3000 April 27, 2020