Eric Mussleman

The best coach of the century he is otherwise known as the Supper Muscle Coach father of Mac McDUNG

Eric Mussleman is the best coach ever

by JohnArkansasFan March 22, 2021

Messies

when a group of girls with messy hair leech onto your group and suck the fun out of all of them one by one, the only way to fight this parasite is to die

Me:"dude what are you doing right now"
Vance:" oh nothing"
Me:"heard you got messied last night"
Vance:"ya dude it was awful"
Me:"we've all had our fair share"
Vance:"the messies are awful what are we doing"
Me:"dude your the one that embraces them"
Vance:"okay how do you figure"
Me:":l"

by rhinobebosshoggin May 10, 2011

Musser

A sexy beast

Damn, did you see that musser by the pool?

by Admiral Dicksmack April 1, 2009

fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

going Massie

To go hard while doing something, typically while eating food while high.

Dude, I'm about to go Massie on this food.

He was totally going Massie on that monster cookie last night.

by Rudy Higher March 28, 2011

swimming for mussels

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."

by L Castillo December 1, 2007

Musie

Strong,has a good will and cares for people.They have a high moral and is a good husband or boyfriend. They are the only thing a girl would want.

I love musie
Musie is so hot

by G458gh December 28, 2017