Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Murph'd

To get drunk and/or high to the point of blacking out or not remembering the instance whatsoever

John: "Hey how was the party on saturday?"
Corey: "Pretty wild, i was so Murph'd that i don't even remember anything after 12 o'clock"

by jmoney10 May 8, 2011

Murph Dock

When specifically Murph engages in the act of docking with another man.

dude: we both gotta be flaccid for this Murph dock to work.

Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.

by 2Weeks September 8, 2011

Murph Syndrome

Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.

Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go?

Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek

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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!

by Balls deep polak May 30, 2011

Murph Diving

Pronounced Mur-fee Dahy-ving: A Scotish-Cuban finishing technique of using the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a local female to orgasm.

She asked me to finish the hour with a spot of Murph Diving.

by Cuban Tourist March 11, 2008

Murph’t

This is someone who pushes another person out of the group when despite having no purpose to the group of people

“Look Tim just got Murph’t by the ketchup slut”

by Sillybilly101 August 30, 2018

Murph weapon

The worst gun available. Just like a wop, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Nigga, you know we's rollin' on Crenshaw to-nizzle, and you frontin' with da Murph Weapon?

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003