muffed 

This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

Man, have you ever muffed a girl?

muffed by John Tong April 22, 2005

murked 

A elitist member of the Enemy Territory: Quake Wars community.

that murked is really l337!

murked by Fat4l1ty January 15, 2008

Murked 

1. To be completely and utterly owned and / or killed.

2. To be heinously hideous and ugly.

"I completely murked Tim in COD 5!"

"Did you see that girl Chloe? She is so murked!"

Murked by ilykemudkipz January 25, 2009

murked 

to be extremely stoned to the point of uncontrollable fits of laughter, chink eyes, and nonsensical thoughts.

Stoner: Yo dude, I was so murked last night, I smoked like 3 grams to my faaaace.

murked by apexpredator420 May 26, 2012

Muffed up 

In a way the same as Muff diving, but all over the place.

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!

Muffed up by iohnoprngs March 22, 2009

murked 

"fucked" or "fucked up"

I murked that sweet ass the other day

What Happened to him? He's murked!

murked by Big Daddy Dee April 13, 2003

muffed 

when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).

I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.

muffed by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003