Muller

The act of harmfully slide tackling or two footing an individual that is on the opposing side of a football match or any other sport that involves CONTACT! After this act you may receive a formal or aggressive warning from the person monitoring the game which could then result in a fine or a sending off.

Player: He's being a cocky fucker, go on muller 'em!

Player2: The other day I was absolutely mullered!

by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020

Muller

A Muller - to have tea and a lie down

"Sorry boys can’t come having a Muller."

by Ninxdough July 8, 2020

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

muellerd

when the crack whore u invited to ur home wont leave after cookin a bad dinner without telling u about needing the brown sheets tonight

you must have been muellerd when u have to go home everyday by 10 am and make sure ur shit hasnt been stolen

by chit4brains June 30, 2021

mullered

The first railway murder committed by Franz Müller.
Bludgeoned Thomas Briggs to death.
So if you had serious head injuries, you was Mullered!

'you see the state of him?...he got mullered'

by jimmyap September 4, 2022

müller korma

When you have a readymeal curry and you flip the curry tray into the rice tray as you would with a müller corner

Mate wtf
Never had a müller korma?

by thirsttrap February 7, 2023

Millerd Cheese

The absolute worst smell on the planet. It smells similar to a piece of shit that’s on top of the sawdust that’s covering the retard barf in high school.

Your feet smell like millerd cheese cruffball

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures August 3, 2024