Mule Juice

Cum, seman, Man Chowder, Goo, spooge

I was getting a blowjob from this bitch who swallowed all my mule juice.

by Matt Booth August 13, 2004

mule-ington fine blend

another word for a cigaret

i just need to go the shop get sum mule-ington fine blends

by doob master June 25, 2006

mule kick

Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch

After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genitalia.

by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003

Mule Farmers Wife

Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.

Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife

by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010

Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

by Chris April 17, 2004

mule pussy

When hitting a golf ball you take a huge {divot}(chunk of grass). The huge divot is called a mule pussy.

Mike "Nice shot Ryan."
Ryan "Yea, check out this Mule Pussy!"

by Johny Longhitter November 8, 2006

Mule Kiss

A wet tounge kiss swiped from the bottom or top of another's mouth.

Man I expected a peck of a kiss and she (or he) licked my whole mouth like a with her entire tongue like a Mule Kiss slopping over my whole mouth.

by steve52 January 24, 2009