get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019

Muf-Duf

A Dance involving flailing your wrists around like a demi-incapacitated flamer boy.

Also used to describe someone or something that is not particularly pleasant.

For example, someone who is jammin out to K$ sipping on Sangria would be Cham-blammin', whilst someone who is sitting with their great aunt Agnyes laughing about the ultimate Republican goal of complete female opression/obliteration would be Muf-Dufin'.

Me- maaaan, I can't hang out at this club breh, too many people are Muf-Dufin'. Dis bitch just spilt her drink on me.

Yo maum- you're right, lets go somewhere the people can truly Blam their Cham.

(bitch spills drink on yo maum)
Yo maum-MAN, YOU CAN DUF MY MUF, TRICKASS HATER

by Burtoneous Maximus May 25, 2011

Muffed

To push back in a joking manner

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
“I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”

by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019

Muf

Muf beschreibt den Zustand einer Zusammengehörigkeit aufgrund einer Beziehung zwischen leiblicher Mutter und einem Partner.

Seine Mufs besuchen heute ein Museum.

by elena_51 June 4, 2020

Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)

Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?

Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.

by Ben Dover Nputin May 20, 2014

Muf

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet , so kind and sweet and is always there for everyone. He’s really funny too and and everyone trusts him and loves him. Very attractive too.

“aw man I wish I was a muf like you!!”

by randomdude23942 April 23, 2018

Muffed

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017