ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 02, 2015
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 02, 2015
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get muffed up

To get fucked up.
We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!
by Themuffreport February 10, 2019
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Muf

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet , so kind and sweet and is always there for everyone. He’s really funny too and and everyone trusts him and loves him. Very attractive too.
aw man I wish I was a muf like you!!”
by randomdude23942 January 02, 2018
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Muf

Muf beschreibt den Zustand einer Zusammengehörigkeit aufgrund einer Beziehung zwischen leiblicher Mutter und einem Partner.
Seine Mufs besuchen heute ein Museum.
by elena_51 June 04, 2020
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Muf

When you really want to drop the f-bomb but can't
The muffing teacher what get the muf out of my business
by SisterZestyLips69 March 13, 2019
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Muf-Duf

A Dance involving flailing your wrists around like a demi-incapacitated flamer boy.

Also used to describe someone or something that is not particularly pleasant.

For example, someone who is jammin out to K$ sipping on Sangria would be Cham-blammin', whilst someone who is sitting with their great aunt Agnyes laughing about the ultimate Republican goal of complete female opression/obliteration would be Muf-Dufin'.
Me- maaaan, I can't hang out at this club breh, too many people are Muf-Dufin'. Dis bitch just spilt her drink on me.

Yo maum- you're right, lets go somewhere the people can truly Blam their Cham.

(bitch spills drink on yo maum)
Yo maum-MAN, YOU CAN DUF MY MUF, TRICKASS HATER
by Burtoneous Maximus May 02, 2011
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