Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017

Mister Mosquito

A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.

Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.

by Megacheese69420 March 5, 2023

mosquito

A ringtone that emits an ultrasonic tone that is supposedly inaudiable to anyone over 25

"hey man, guess what?"
"what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"

by crazylilfcboy February 24, 2009

mosquito

little minute bugs that stick their demonic straws into you and suck your blood leaving red welts that itch like hell and if you scratch them to much you make them raw and stingy.choose your poisen!itchy or raw?take your pick,though niether are pleasant

why does a mosquito have their back two legs float whenever they suck?isn't it futile for those legs to exist if they don't even use them to stand up?

by balk September 7, 2003

mosquito ringtone

(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.

a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.

by jackieisemo July 3, 2007

mosquito tits

1.)Tits so small they look like mosquito bites
2.)The tits of a mosquito

"That bitch got mosquito tits"

by AlmightySosa3hunna November 27, 2016

mosquito

MOSQUITO (verb): to slyly drink the drink of someone else when they least expect it. There is a high probability of having your drink mosquito'd when someone of the opposite sex who is shorter than you poses for a photograph with you and he/she is really thirsty.

1. Dude, she totally mosquito'd my drink when Aloysius took our photograph with that disposable camera.

2. While she was busy passionately kissing my inner thigh, I took the liberty of mosquitoing her glass of Caramilk liqueur.

by andrewljacob July 25, 2011