motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.

Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."

by Dab Brill June 2, 2005

motard

A french guy retard that likes mustard.

ya damn mootard

by Toxik April 20, 2003

motard

Someone who smokes weed, or mota, so often that they act retarded

"man, look at that motard try to find his car keys!"

by Metaka February 1, 2003

motard

motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.

"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."

by Teemo2001 August 17, 2008

Motard

Retarded, stupid, imbecile. Combination of the word "Moron" and "Retard". Also French for "cycle". But mostly just used for dumbasses.

Man, that guy is such a motard.

by Walter Paisley January 13, 2009

motard

1. Someone who uses one of those motorised scooters to get around west end in Brisbane.

Dave you're a complete motard and you have a carp goatee.

by rybs May 24, 2005

Motard

A combination of most and retard.

Usually said to help make things seem politically correct, and protect those molly coddled excuses of life.

Fred is such a motard. He should ride the short bus.

by Anorexicbisch February 20, 2019