mormon sized

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.

A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.

by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008

Mormon blowjob

When a girl sucks on a guys fingers

"Hey Kate, can you give me a Mormon blowjob?"

"Sure, Ryan"

by Gentlegug93 February 7, 2017

Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Mormon Meth

Sugar is mormon meth.

Sugar is Mormon Meth as the Mormon's eat baked goods like its an addictive drug, and its the only drug they are allowed to have as they do not drink alcohol or caffeine.

by Roger Jeyar January 16, 2020

The Mormon 500

A derogatory term used to describe rush hour traffic in and around the Salt Lake City area.

Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.

"I would have gotten here sooner but I got trapped in The Mormon 500."

"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."

by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008

Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

by broncogunner June 12, 2008

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

by KVRX January 10, 2005