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Monstraphobia

Open the lights please? I have monstraphobia
by ET creator November 29, 2024
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Monstrostoliphobia

An intense fear or anxiety triggered by large, exaggerated costumes or mascots, often causing panic, avoidance, or a racing heart when encountering them.
Ever since the mascot incident at the fair, Jenna has struggled with monstrostoliphobia and avoids any place with oversized costumes.
by Moirai March 6, 2026
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Monitration

mon·i·tra·tion \ˌmä-nə-ˈtrā-shən\ noun
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."

First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
by Krustee78 August 15, 2025
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Superior menstration

Women with extremely heavy and painful periods have the "Superior menstration" These women are "superior" over the inferor women with lighter menstrations.

Those who have the "superior menstrations" are often strong, beautiful, charismatic and passionate people.
Her periods have heavy flow and are extremely painful, she must have superior menstrations, therefore she must be a strong and independant individual.
by Sparrow of the swedish forest January 28, 2024
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