monophobia

Fear of being Alone.

"I have Monophobia, the fear of being alone."

by wordhandler October 7, 2017

Monophobia

The name for the fear of being alone at night. someone who is this is called a monophobic.

im staying at mark's because i have monophobia

by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Mono Rat

The filthiest of all nightclubbers. These low life, oxygen thieves can be found in the corners ofdark, humid, drug filled, sweaty-cock-smelling clubs of the late night entertainment district. This breed of scum, are generally identified by the lack of a 23rd chromosone, fluro attire, immense amounts of sweat, and are often seen chewing on their own cheeks due to a high intake of illicit drugs. Female mono rats are also reffered to as cumdumpsters. Originated in Australia.

Nick: Oh why are mono rats here?
Mike: Fucks me but lets get out of here, they smell like a used condom.

by Olive-leaf March 26, 2008

Mono-Slut

Similiar to uni-whore... being a slut with just one person

I promise to be a total mono-slut with you.

by Jessica Nichole December 18, 2003

menoporsche

Menopause + Porsche:
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!

Other related words to menoporsche:

-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011