monogamiss

1. A woman you are dating who wants to be monogamous.
2. A 'miss' when you attempt monogamy but screw it up.

1. -How's your monogamiss doing since you gave up other women?
-All good. She likes having a monogamister.

2. I told Kenny I'd stop seeing other guys, but then I did tequila shots all night and ended up having a monogamiss. Think I should tell him? I'll never have another monogamiss...as long as I stop drinking tequila.

by gurgoob September 20, 2012

MONOGAMARY

A woman who is totally faithful to her partner. Will never cheat on them, ever.

Note: The masculine form is Monogamarty.

Debbie is so devoted to her husband, she is such a monogamary.

by Ivanna Bealone November 12, 2019

Monogastronomy

The practice of eating the same dish every day for the rest of your life.

For religious and moral reasons adhere to the doctrine of monogastronomy.

by jbdog November 17, 2019

Mongay

A Really Gay Monday.

"Are we still having brunch next week Mongay?"

by CinnabunQueen October 17, 2021

Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.

When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.

by iviesmith October 24, 2011

Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.

Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.

by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021

monogamout

A monogamous relationship that is never going to last.

She's in a monogamout relationship that will soon end.

by Dash_Rip_Rock December 14, 2008