Monked

Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.

I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE

by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017

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monked

A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.

Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"

by yoshi March 21, 2004

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monkied

To be fooled by a fool (monkey).

That bitch waz monkied, yo!

by Monkied September 11, 2003

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A straight(inlovewithagayman)man who is hot and charming and really good at most everything. Who is in love with a guy but wants awomen. A man who wish his best friend was a girl he could make love too. A guy whohas. Not relized its ok to be gay. Or one who is scared of his love for a man. Most of the men who have a gay best friend. One who would do anything for a assmonky one who follows a assmonkey around or feeds them buys them clothes or feels strong feelings for a assmonkey

Hey bro I'm into a ass monkies that don't know why they love gaymen. V. I would be so into you if you would ever like to be with me and I'm not a assmonkey or assmuppet I'm a guy who is in love with you just for the plain and simple fact that you are you

by yourgaybuddy March 8, 2011

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monking

A term used to describe an individual playing a healer in the game Guild Wars. Most oftentimes, players suck at monking because they over-heal, wasting energy, or lack the ability to concentrate on red bars going down.

Gee, Leon sure sucks at monking. Maybe he should play a W/Mo instead.

by steven steve December 11, 2007

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