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dirt mongrel 

one who has a threesome in Mexico and cries to their friend.
Lindsey!! I'm a dirt mongrel!!
dirt mongrel by Lulu September 30, 2003

dick mongrel 

A man or woman who has an unhealthy obsession with dicks, and in most cases is a disease infested whore.
I can't even mess around with that girl man, everyone keeps telling me she's a dick mongrel.
dick mongrel by brente89 August 23, 2008

Married Mans Mongrel Maul 

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

cock mongrel

A person who slobbers all over the cock on a regular basis, they will go for any cock at anytime
Mo: Yo, did you here about Naka
JJ: Yeah dude he blew Mr. Dennis
Mo: He's a total cock mongrel
cock mongrel by Fossie April 16, 2006

sex mongrel 

One who eats the jax of others and has sex with them.
You're such a sex mongrel
sex mongrel by Jugarn Jax June 1, 2005

Tiberian Butt Mongrel 

too take a delightful dump in a woman's pussy. WARNING only commit when she is either sleeping or on some serious drugs
dude, i did a tiberian butt mongrel with annie last night