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molping

Mashup of moping and Molly. Occurs when females named Molly induce sadness amongst their friends(s).
Dude 1: Yo man, I haven't heard two words out of Sparrow all week.

Dude 2: Yeah, ever since Molly left him for Bob in accounting, he hasn't been worth a shit.

Dude 1: He's gotta quit molping around man - pathetic!
by Shadooow December 2, 2010
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Malding

The concept of both, being mad and balding.
Joseph is malding.
by Just Joel September 23, 2019
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God Modding

Where a person makes up or dodges everything that a person attacks with them. This term is used in RPs (Role Play).

1. Annoying to people and extremely frustrating
2. What people call noobs tend to use if they are used to rp yet.
3. Over-used
Here is an example of god modding (I wil be using my my rp charcters)
Goldie: teleports and kicks Alex in the head
Alex: dodges Goldie's kick and flips him breaking his leg

Goldie: teleports and punches Alex in the head
Alex: Before Goldie punches him he grabs is arm and uses a magic dust that puts him under his control and orders him to snap his and he dies

You see what Ales did there. He first blocked his kick and flipped him and then used "Before she/he ___" and used something to put him in his control to make him win even though, my character, Alex doesn't use magic powders or dusts he uses a Katana
by TheFappingDuck October 12, 2016
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Molking

The term "molking" means to suck a termendous amount of milk from the breasts of a female and done so with the mouth.This also can be preformed by just one female which would be called molker-bating as a male would on his own "master-bating".

Curt&Alex
1.Molk me harder!!!!
2.Uughhh,ease up on the molking.
3.Would you stop thinking about getting molked!!!
by CRF May 3, 2007
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Moling

When one's poop is alternately poking in and out of their anus like a mole peeking out of a hole in the ground.
I had to shit so bad I was moling.
by 1HNIC January 7, 2017
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whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."
"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."
by K-Y Jimmy September 30, 2013
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malding

olivias been malding a lot lately bc of her boyfriend
by brooklyn sparks December 23, 2019
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