minge mashing

When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.

There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!

by wj+akg December 27, 2010

Galaxy Minge

A way of saying that the pussy is out of the world

Guy 1: wagwan g I heard you got laid last night?!
Guy 2: yeah mate, she had a galaxy minge!

by Sufi8421 July 10, 2019

Minge Dynasty

Refers to tyrannical reign of large, roaming lesbians during the Mufftacious Period. These hirsute Clitadons spent their days trawling for gash and listening to Indigo Girls until they were wiped out by a tidal wave of spangle that presaged the Scrotaceous Period and the rise of the Masturdon.

Do you smell halibut? It's a regular Minge Dynasty in here.

by StinkPickle December 1, 2009

mingeburns

The term used to describe sideburns which resemble pubic hair.

Whoa, that guy's mingeburns are thick as a forest!

by Princess SweetPea October 27, 2011

minge-infringe

The female equivalent of a cock-block.

Stopping a girl (be you either male or female) from talking to or flirting with someone thus ruining their chances of sexual intercourse.

"Hey, I was totally hitting it off with this dude last night 'til Sally came over and minge-infringed me!'

"Dave was chatting to this skanky hoe last night, then, right out of nowhere, her older sister came over and played the old minge-infringe! He was so pissed off!"

by DisappearingAct December 1, 2011

mingboats

The description given to a person or persons whom has 'gone too far' on narcotics.

Person 1: Oh man check the nick of Euan Player he is so fucked.

Person 2: Mate, he is totes mingboats!

by mingboatcoutts February 6, 2012

minge lover

A man who smoked the ganja, lives for goldfrapp, and eats curry only on curry nights. A minge lover is a extremely attractive pussy destroyer who is usually seen around the area of blue dot festival lightin' one up while stroking his goaty.

'The minge lover rolled a fat one'

by Minge lovers curry night August 10, 2017