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Modesto Christian

A private school in modesto known for recruiting athletes, mainly basketball players, throughout the central valley that enjoys beating up on small schools and losing to teams of equal or slightly worst talent.
Modesto Christian has 3 players on their team going to D 1 schools, another playing small college ball, and one of the top freshman in the nation i think its guanteed they will win division 4 state title.

Don't get too excited they lost to Branson a team comprised of less talented white guys that actually plays defense.
by Modestoian October 9, 2009
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Modest

A modest propasal
by Melanie November 4, 2003
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Modest Mouse

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Thankfully, Modesto is not Fresno.
by pathighgate April 7, 2005
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Modest Mouse

They've always been godly. However, with their latest album, "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank", they have reached a new level of godliness. They have reached the Cthulhu level of godliness. I would sacrifice newborn children to them if they requested it, and I consider myself lawful good. I would give myself up sexually to all the members if they requested it, and I'm not homosexual. They have the uncanny ability to become incredibly popular, yet at the same time remain completely and totally indie. They are awesomeness incarnate.
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To appear as though you might molesty someone.
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Oh Tina yeah did you know her name was Modestina?!?!
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