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"All the doctor's pills in the world can't stop my buddy's MS Shakes like Marijuana.
by ViJay May 6, 2003
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. How can you make nature against the fucking law?
I think making nature against the law is slightly paranoid. It serves a thousand different functions all over the world, all of them positive, and it has never had any fatalities to account for. And no, pot does not make you unmotivated. Whilst high, you can do everyone that you would usually do, you just realise its not worth the effort.
'Sure, I could get up at dawn and go to a job that i hate and that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever for the rest of my fuckin life. 'Or i could get up at noon, and learn to play the sitar.'
by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004
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marijuana

a term used for the 'drug' coming from the cannabis sativa plant. Many people look down upon it, many see it as harmless and a good way to relieve stress. to clear up any confusion, here are a few basic facts about the effects of smoking marijuana.
- it's smoke is sometimes considered more harmful than tobacco smoke, but there is some debate to this; there is more of certain carcinogens in marijuana smoke than in tobacco smoke, but there are more of other carcinogens in tobacco smoke than in marijuana smoke. one way or another, puff for puff, marijuana is more harmful than tobacco. BUT, tobacco smokers take a very significantly higher amount of puffs than a mariujana user in general.
- Marijuana alters the way one thinks, perceives the environment, and perceives time. Things seem much more significant when on marijuana, and also time often seems to go by slowly.
- It relaxes the user, as oppose to alcahol, which more often than not, alters a person's judgement and ability to make decisions, and causes viloence quite often (makes you think, why is marijuana illegal and alcahol is not?)
- alcahol and tobacco both cause much more deaths per year than marijuana; it is impossible to overdose on marijuana.
-marijuana is non addictive, and may only become mentally addicting to some users who abuse it over a long period of time.
- If you don't want to smoke marijuana, that's cool, but don't label people who do as losers. It does not have all the negative effects as many people believe, or like to believe.
-marijuana was made ilegal because an entrepreneur who made his money selling lumber was threatened by the economic value of the cannabis plant- it was a cheap way to make rope and paper, and because of this, this man's lumber business was threatened. therefor, this man made up a story of a teen boy who got high on marijuana and killed his family, then himself. After hearing this horrific story, america decided to ban the plant.

I say, legalize it- look at the effects of alcahol! much more dangerous to the user, AND the people around the user. its insane!!
dude, im high on marijuana. im calm and mellow now and i have an appreciation for everything around me.
by jimmy April 5, 2005
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Marijn

A Marijn will most likely be a ruggedly handsome man with a strong affection for metal music.
You will find him online constantly, because he likes to talk. A lot.
A Marijn makes for a very good friend, since he is very reliable and will always be there for you in times of need.
Marijns have been known to make jokes about their friends, but when others joke about Marijn's friends he is known to become quite protective.
If you find one, be nice to him and feed him lots of energy-drinks - you will have a faithful friend for life.
I did not know what to do, so I texted Marijn and he came to my rescue within seconds!

Who is that Chippendale?
-Oh, that's Marijn!
by epicmetalmary November 12, 2011
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Marijuana Sauna

A Marijuana Sauna is the act of smoking weed in any tightly sealed area where the smoke cannot escape. This causes the occupants of said area to breathe almost nothing but weed, which in turn causes them to get royally lit.
I want to get fucked up, lets make this burn cruise a marijuana sauna.
by Mr. Chadwick June 16, 2008
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marijuanicles

any collection of poems, prose, quotations, insights into nothing, epiphanies and epiphanots, drawings, cartoons, autographs, finger paintings, tabloid clippings, hangman gallows, tic tac toe boards, and beverage stains, compiled by an individual or close knit group of potheads, having been composed entirely under the influence of marijuana.
When I learned that Crayola had two new colors called 'beaver' and 'manatee', I immediately rushed to the store and bought the 120 pack. Then I came home and drew two pictures in the marijuanicles, one was of a manatee-colored beaver, and the other of a beaver-colored manatee.
by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007
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marijuana

it's well put by ben harper, he's a good man:

herb is the gift from the earth
and what's from the earth is of the greatest worth
so before you knock it try it first
you'll see its a blessing
and NOT a curse...
by The Crazy Mexicanos June 23, 2003
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