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Golden Microphone

Guy dips cock in Caramel Sauce, fucks chick in the ass and then gets a blow job
Went out for karaoke and dessert last night and gave this chick the golden microphone
by Thebull01 August 26, 2006
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brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker September 18, 2008
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Human Microphone

Already defined, but additional information is needed.

This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.
The Human Microphones simply repeated mindlessly the people egging them on without thinking for themselves. They aren't too bright.
by Mako34 October 20, 2011
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brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker July 27, 2008
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pink microphone

A synonym for the male penis
Friend one: Hey man that chick totally loves to sing into the pink microphone

Friend two: I know
by JohnnyBadass September 30, 2007
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blowing in the microphone

I blowed in the microphone after that kid sniped me

Blowing in the microphone is offensive
by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022
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Step up to the microphone

euphemism - oral sex, giving head, blow job
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.

I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
by DownUnder1 February 11, 2010
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