Frosty Mitten Job

A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens

Hey why are you smiling so big?

Cuz, I just got my first Frosty Mitten Job

by manswer April 29, 2009

Mitwer'd

When your woman has some sort of leverage on you (such as doing something to make you look cool in front of your boys or you fucked up) and convinces you to go down on her while on her period.

Yunis: Yo Andy! You and your girl are cool again? I thought you weren't talking since that argument
Andy: We are, but she fucking Mitwer'd me.
Yunis: And you took that?
Andy: Yea, but I'll Power Move her back

by YunisTime February 15, 2013

mittelstadt mode

Much like sicko mode or goblin mode, Mittelstadt mode is a heightened form of pure unadulterated energy and downright awesomeness. To which one takes themselves to another level, much like Casey Mittelstadt did in the 2018 Hockey World Junior Championships. Typically in Mittelstadt mode when drunk. Often comes from an unsung hero.

Joseph enter’s Mittelstadt mode when the 10 from state asks him to be her partner for beer ball.

“Hey man how’d your spring break go?”

“I got zero play from the birds but I went Mittelstadt mode on the pong table.”

by BigOil18 August 7, 2023

Sticky Mitten

When a man cums in his hand and then procedes to slap his girl in the face with it

Angry that she wouldnt swallow, Bob came in his hand and then slapped Betty in the face. " You got sticky mittened bitch!"

by BestDayEver July 25, 2009

Detective Mittens

A scary fucking cat.

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!

by writergirljds December 7, 2011

swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.

dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night

by greenbay fann November 12, 2011

Crack-mite

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.

Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.

Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.

by Boo-HV August 16, 2017