stealth measuring

exploiting mechanics to measure distances in a table top war game where one is not allowed to check distances freely

We said no stealth measuring! If you want to measure before every action go play 10th Edition!

by IamMeWasTaken April 2, 2023

inside leg measurement

In the context of a request for information, an uncomfortably personal or intrusive question.

What else do you want, my inside leg measurement?

by anotherpseudonymofnote March 17, 2014

standard underscoah measurement system

The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,

The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers

"what measurement system do you use?"

"I use the standard underscoah measurement system"

by Apple Byter February 20, 2020

meast

A man-beast.

Also "wildemeast".

Nikki is a meast.

by Cole October 25, 2003

measly

contemptibly small, meager, or slight

They paid me a measly fifteen dollars for a day's work.

by melher27 February 25, 2011

Last Measure

Last Measure is a pop-up shock site by the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) featuring various shock site pics, including Tubgirl, Meatspin and goatse.cx. It is also accompanied by a NSFW audio exclaimg "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". It is also known to give your computer viruses. If you ever come across of it, DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON IT!!!

"Holy shit, I just clicked on a link to Last Measure!"

by Mike Cheesemin October 16, 2006

Weed Measurements

Some common amounts of dro for sale.

1g - G
3.5g - Eighth (1/8 oz)
7g - Quarter (1/4 oz)
14g - Half O (1/2 oz)
28g - Zip (1 oz)
16oz - Pound (16 oz)

Any more than that, you best know what you're doing.

ex.) My guy is moving a couple zips a day cuz im pushing almost a zip every night.

ex.)Hahaha this punk just bought 3 g's when he coulda got .5g free. Gotta know you're weed measurements, so you dont do stupid sht.

by AyyItzJAMIN August 24, 2009