Mittle

Mattering little; something unimportant

Your love mittles to me; I have other people in mind.

by Edgetastic December 22, 2012

Mattles

Pommie closet filth in denial. Loves ALL porn and goes through 9 rolls of cling wrap a week. Also has a HUGE cock

He has a real case of Mattles.

by Rach December 22, 2003

metter

man sweater = metter

someone with a hairy chest and back so much that it looks like a sweater

Josh used all my conditioner to tame his metter.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008

mittleschmertz

A true question that ALL women want answered. Mittleschmertz was named after the famous OBGYN, Dr. Edward Von Mittleschmertz. The "period" (no pun intended) before ovulation when the females' Graafian Folicle bursts releasing a strong, overpowering flow of menstrual fluid consisting of blood, mucus, and sometimes tears. A slight pain is felt by the mestruator whilst the sac is bursting.

"Oh Glory Charles! I cannot sit through this world championship newt battle royal any longer. I think I just felt my mittleschmertz!

by Lauren Thundercat April 11, 2008

muttlered

To be/have damaged, hurt, wrecked, or put in serious disrepair; to be/have been ruined or beyond repair; To have arduously processed materials or scrap metals.

"I fell off my dirtbike and my knee got muttlered!"

Other - "Yeah, I got the muttler load!" (in reference to scrap metal collection)

by WillTH January 20, 2009

mittlesmirtz

For women, that slight - or sometimes not so slight twisting pain you feel in the middles if your menstral cycle indicating an egg was just released from the ovary. It was named after the physician who discovered its existence could be relied upon to a degree, for females who are in tune to their bodies and cycles. Of course he had to have a blizzard-O name!

Girl 1 - " oh! I just felt a quick pain right in my lower left pelvis, but now it's gone."
Girl 2 -" Are you in the middle of your cycle? Cause if you are, your ovulating & better double up on the protection or you're going to get your ass Prego! You just felt Mittlesmirtz."

by The low down March 5, 2014

metalephobia

the fear of commiting to the hard rock awesomeness that is metal music and or any sub genre of metal

All she listens to is Green Day and Blink 182, they're weak, she must have metalephobia

by procacola April 9, 2015