Messiah

Rachel Maddow is my Messiah.

Audience: "Show us the Messiah!"

The One True Dog: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"

Audience: "RACHEL! Show us Rachel!"

The One True Dog: "She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl, now go away!"

by Fukulator October 16, 2009

Messiah

A cocky bastard who mains highlander and says he isn’t op but that beard

Hey did you see that poes messiah

by Hont guy December 7, 2018

The Antifurry Messiah

The true religious figure of life. He protects us from the furries. He uses holy water to purge their souls and fire to purge their bodies.

All hail The Antifurry Messiah.

by Jeremyberemy April 17, 2023

Messiah

He is an amazingly stinking nigga

Tyrone: You Kno Messiah
Tyrese: Yeah he smells like ass

by XxPingBoyxX February 13, 2020

messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.

The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut

by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018

messiahsis

a chronic mental health condition characterized by the belief that an individual is destined to become a group’s savior.

“Trump and his followers appear to suffer from a severe case of messiahsis.”

by SalvyZ June 6, 2019

Messiah

That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.

Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.

Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.

Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).

by Missael December 2, 2019