The Merlin

When a chick is blowing a man and said man pulls out of her mouth and blows his load on her chin. As the man sauce drips from the chin it forms a pointy white merlin-like beard

Todd: Have you gotten a blow job from your girlfriend yet?

James: Hell Yea!... I gave her the Merlin last night!

by Chardstar35 January 14, 2009

Merwyn

An incredibly talented, gifted and beautiful indian man. Loved by all who surround a Merwyn, and anyone who dislikes a Merwyn shall die and go straight to the firers of hell.
Simply speaking, Merwyn= all gods combined, and some.

Hey, did you see Jonnie Peacock win the 100m? I mean, what a MERWYN.

I need a Merwyn soon in my life.

by anonymous0069 September 17, 2012

merting

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

by jsidzz January 8, 2011

merkinpeelism

The idea or theory related to beating, defeating, or killing an opponent in any given sport or game. Meaning that you have first "merked" them aka killed them, and then you have "peeled" them aka took them out of the game.

Chad: "How did you win that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I used standard merkinpeelism"

by Michael Rizzuto May 2, 2008

merkinhawk

A pubic wig fashioned in the shape of a mohawk.

That filthy hooker tried to cover her genital warts with a merkinhawk. Good thing I caught that bitch!

by joepike February 26, 2013

Mergin' Virgin

The person you are behind coming off an on ramp driving 15 miles an hour who is afraid of traffic.

I was stuck behind a mergin' virgin and nearly got ran over!

by Elle 1980 February 26, 2010

mewingly

someone on tik tok who had to write their own urban dictionary page because no one would do it for them

“have you heard? mewingly made their own urban dictionary page!

by beIIa July 21, 2021