meriod

when a guy gets really mood swingy, like when girls are on their period
period = man+period

brady: regan is awfully bitchy lately
kylie:yeah he must be on his meriod

by kdav19 November 29, 2009

merloment

noun; A minute portion of time where your judgement was affected by the consumption of too much wine.

Northwestern, U.S., valley term derived from the word merlot and moment. Merlot: A dry red wine made from a widely grown grape originally used in the Bordeaux region of France for blending; or the grape itself. Moment: A brief period of time.

At the party agreeing with his girlfriend that "Her ass really does look bigger in those jeans" was an urrealized merloment for Jim.

by E. Seitz August 4, 2006

merloted

gettin bombed on fine red wine

That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour

by gagggs4 February 6, 2009

mehpocalypse

A non-significant event that is blown vastly out proportion by news media.

That tornado watch ended up being a total mehpocalypse; I can't believe the news broadcasted over two entire episodes America's Next Top Model for a mere thunderstorm!

by suzpocalypse November 14, 2011

Mercoetry

Terrible, sloppy poetry written by pseudo-intellectuals that disregards the conventions of good writing. Typically, ignores meter, rhythm and descriptive writing for generic verses littered with unsuited vocbulary.

Mercoetry:

'Lost within worlds of love so tender
We were two sides of equal splendor
Rising from a brief but needed recline
My hand enclosed her own so slender
As we walked out into the sunshine'

by Trollsock July 23, 2011

Merlosis

Noun: A medical condition that causes writer's block, mood swings, loss of magical powers, and procrastination. It is typically identified in authors of successful, yet unfinished fanfictions.

"Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been diagnosed with merlosis."

"I was reading this really cool clopfic, but it wasn't finished because the author has merlosis."

by Baffleball January 17, 2015

Meroin

Meroin is a substance containing 100% THC. You simply put it in a syringe and inject it to your blood stream. The effects are so pleasurable and soothing it knocks you on you ASS. It's great for Major Depression, and just turning the fuck up. It's non lethal but is used like heroin. Marijuana + Heroin= Meroin.

Yo wanna shoot up some Meroin and drink some Bombay , and get turnt?

by TaylorGang Defenitions January 8, 2017