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Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
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Mermaiding

A fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids.
Hannah got her new tail in last week and can't wait to go mermaiding in it.
by The Neo-Architect April 4, 2011
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musical mermaid

Purple. Perfection through confusion. Existence through voice. Omniscience. The lost Oracle, found only by mistake, your loss will bring forth gain. Her answers are hidden in song. Trustworthy Siren - she delivers a message and promises salvation. She gives warmth, compassion, understanding, reason. Headache. love.
A trip to Nordland. The Musical Mermaid calls and says nothing - you hear silence. Faint breath, subtle clicking and rustling paper. You listen. Confusion sets, and a greater understanding of her presence settles. Purple.
by meet her now May 11, 2007
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Little Mermaid Syndrome

Women who are obsessed with royalty.
Women who fawn over members of the royal family, have little mermaid syndrome.
by crimebob32 July 16, 2019
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Galactic Mermaid

A reference to/title of an insert song from the anime Carole and Tuesday. Used when you don't want to directly say cuss words at someone/somebody.
Your hiring processses is a bunch of galactic mermaids, I hope that at least you can fix it as to not inconvenience others in the future. *hits 'send review'*
by sueyourass October 6, 2019
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Reverse Little Mermaid

When you give oral stimulus so vigorously that you end up being unable to speak for three days, like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Just with more oral sex.
1: Hey, why's your girl not speaking?
2: We got a little intimate and she gave the reverse little mermaid, if you catch my drift
by OtheChorizo April 20, 2018
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bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.
The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.
by Shebix July 16, 2017
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