Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

Eating off the dollar menu

A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.

Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".

Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"

by Tha6foota May 11, 2009

Value Menu Feast

the act of going to an eating establishment of the "fast food" variety and ordering a cornucopia of items off the value menu. saves money and very filling

Guy 1:What are you gonna order? I'm getting a big mac
Guy 2:Man I'm really hungry so I'm getting 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, 2 value fries, value drink, hot fudge sundae, and 2 apple pies. It gonna be a Value Menu Feast!
Guy 1:Epic

by DeathlikeJaguar January 23, 2010

going off-menu

choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life

I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.

Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon

by Insidivs February 2, 2010

Chicken on the menu

Lesbian. Euphemism to denote a lesbian while in tasteful company so as not to cause offence.
Derived in conjunction with (and opposition to) pork sword
i.e. She may choose pork once in a while, but would always prefer chicken on the menu.

Dave, "she's hot!"
Rob, "forget it, chicken on the menu."

by Politically restricted June 9, 2011

put on the menu

gang slang to put a hit on someone

That snitch has officially been put on the menu.

by BigRich June 4, 2013

Sex maid Menu

A fetish as too where someone enjoys being or receiving a payed sexual service commonly done through a menu, the submissive who usually gives the menu will sometimes be dressed in maid uniform or other sexy/formal clothing. The submissive may also act in a manor as if providing a service, even if the persons involved are familiar with one another.

Damn I found this hot nerdy girl on tinder, gave me a Sex maid Menu. I had a main yesterday, and just going for a side soon.

by GirlyDickSucker42069 September 16, 2020