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menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
by BillieGoat June 12, 2013
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Menstrual Litterbox

dirt floored hut where women go during the periods. This saves money on feminine products and is a natural way to live.
"I need to go spray down the menstrual litterbox before the wife goes on her period again!"
by caspergdk February 5, 2022
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fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.
Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024
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wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.
Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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Menstrual priviledge

A form of priviledge you’re entitled to when you’re on your period. It means people have to be nicer to you, let you use the bathroom whenever you want, let you eat whenever you want and basically have to do everything you say so you won’t get irritated.
Sara’s on her period, we have to be nice to her because now she has menstrual priviledge.
by Amensister October 7, 2021
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Menstrual Cup

That time Thomas went to the yard to get some action from the buxopm engine that was having her monthly overhaul. He got some jelly.
Ohh hey! You seem to have blood on your face and some entrails. I see you are a man of culture , you got a menstrual cup.
by FoxeyLad August 4, 2021
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the menstrual cycles

A good band name for a group of mostly gay teens. They collaborate opera and glam rock, because why not?, they are the menstrual cycles after all.
Person 1: What will we name our band?
Person 2: I don't know, the menstrual cycles.

Did you go to the menstrual cycles concert last night, it was amazing, the way they collaborated opera and glam rock was fantastic
Did you get the new menstrual cycles record, my favourite song on it is either fertile days or the uterus song
by xx Mr. Rottenborn xx May 31, 2022
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