watermelon mechanic

African American that has received further education in the study of fruit engineering. Watermelon mechanics grasp the necessary skills to dissect said fruit with grace and precision. Earlier forms of excavating the juicy flesh from the watermelon (spear chucking, rock smashing, purchasing precut watermelon from welfare programs) are archaic to the watermelon mechanic. Most watermelon mechanics sit on verandas while examining only the best fruits, while their uneducated cousins dive face first into a busted melon doing things to the watermelon that their brethren would find unappetizing to preform on a suitible female mate.

Hershel, look at that there watermelon mechanic working that melon. He makes a porch monkey look like Neanderthal.

by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

Lewis McCann

People really want to be him, he is an icon. Nicki minaj is the queen of rap 💖👑 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓵𝓮𝔀𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓬𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓷𝓰

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 Lewis mccann 𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐

by llojacat October 7, 2021

Commit Madeleine Mccann

Commit Madeleine McCann can be used to tell someone to get away and never come back

Gerry: I hate you
Kate: I hate you too commit Madeleine McCann

by Yay12344555 November 28, 2018

Mechanical Animals

an album released by Marilyn Manson in 1998--the album with the infamous tittied redheaded alien cover. Consisting mostly of well-produced glam rock (incuding "The Dope Show"), it served as the narrative sequel to the 1996 album Antichrist Superstar (though a lot of people never quite figured out how that worked exactly). It is considered by many (though not all) to be the band's best album to date.

A: Did you know that the title "Mechanical Animals" is an anagram for "Is An Alchemical Man"? So the cover really says "Marilyn Manson is an alchemical man."

B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.

by Gijy Tiwit June 19, 2007

ass mechanic

another term for a homosexual man

That guy was checking you out, Fred. He might be an ass mechanic.

by kingsvillian September 6, 2005

mechanical digger

Cockney rhyming slang for nigger.

"Jesus look at the size of that mechanical digger"

by TallAndy January 2, 2008

Coping Mechanism

An idea to justify means otherwise negative.

Ben: Jeez, Jeremy, you've gotten fat!
Jeremy: It's okay, I'm a powerlifter.
Powerlifting is Jeremy's coping mechanism to carry extra weight.

by dacarnix June 6, 2016