meatball

a person with unique physical dimensions (a really fat round person, usually short)

OMG look at that meatball over there!

by splash zone August 20, 2023

meatball

A short, tan, crazy, drunk Italian woman.

Snooki and deena are the best meatballs in jersey.

by djcraycray420 October 22, 2023

Meatball

Kate and hannah when they are drinking heavily together for multiple days in a row

They are complete meatballs.

by Queenmeatball January 15, 2024

Meatball

A cornball, a lame, a loser

Corey is a meatball

by anonymous April 30, 2024

Meatball

A term used to describe someone short, chubby and brown. Now being used in a derogatory manner as a racial slur against those who are mixed race

Yo meatball

by Speak up December 10, 2025

Meatball

(adj.) – One who possesses cornball, goofball, moronic or better yet, ‘meatball’ behavioral patterns that do not align with the general consensus of commoners that practice the use of common sense.

This also includes ‘Meatball Behavior’ to describe certain patterns similar to definition given above.

Shut yo’ Meatball head-ass up…

This that Meatball Behavior I be talkin’ about…

by Mansa Musaa December 13, 2025

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015