meat curtains

Also known as "beef curtains", "beef curtains" or "chicken bits"

"When we went back to hers, I was so up for it, until I saw those beef curtains!"

meat curtains by Gem April 25, 2005

Meat Curtains

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Damn, that girls had it so many times she got meat curtains, I wouldn't hit that for nothing man.

Meat Curtains by King February 10, 2003

Meat Curtains

The point when a women has sex so much that her vagina turn into meat curtains.

Hey Jenna I heard u got some saggy Meat Curtains under those short shorts.

Meat Curtains by JakeTheSnake155 October 7, 2009

meat curtains

a very sloppy, fatty, and saggy vagina

man 1: oh god what is that!?

man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich

man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?

man 2: ha meat curtains

meat curtains by phantom1 June 21, 2009

meat curtains

Flesh like curtains that dangle from a broad. Typically nice looking and compliment the Vag. Sometimes they disrespect the vag and just look like the bitch stuck two pieces of roast beef on each side of the vag and stapled them there, often causing dick cheese or pusssy-crud to build up behind the lips.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.

Holly shit woman! You need to invest in some hedge trimmers and take away them damn meat curtains.

James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!

Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.

James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!

meat curtains by kx3 guy March 24, 2011

Meat Curtains

Meat Curtain- A fat and/ or stretched out pussy.

When I first saw Melissa my heart skipped a beat, after a couple of minutes of dating she let me pound her meat curtains.

Meat Curtains by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 18, 2018

Dirty Meat Curtains 

When a womans labia of the vagina are so beat up and nasty looking, it resembles that of dirty meat.

yo man I hooked up with that bitch last night and she had some dirty meat curtains

Dirty Meat Curtains by SD5254 February 24, 2009