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McFuck job

A person who is less intelligent than a participant in the special Olympics
a person that think they know it all and and knows not what they speak of it a total McFuck job..
by big daddy DAGO March 30, 2009
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McGuckin

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.
Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."
by Tur7le December 17, 2013
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McFuckYou

It is another word for McChicken but implied to make fun of fat people. Also used to insult someone.
Hey do you want a McFuckYou?
Do you want 20 McFuckYous up your ass?
I'll give you 4 dollars for 4 McFuckYous.
by Kenton The Plumber May 19, 2011
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Scrooge McDucked

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.
Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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cunty Mcfuck shit

this word can be defined as a person who is a total cunt who shits anywhere and on anyone he/she knows, also can refer to a person who is a total douche but you still hang out with the person even tho you hate that person
Bill-"Damn that cunty Mcfuck shit is coming over again"
by Mr.McCunty April 4, 2009
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Slut Bag McFuck Stick

The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.
person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?

Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....

Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!

Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.

Everyone: me too!!!!!!

person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.

person 4: well ill take one for the team.....

Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.
by Walter Fishington September 22, 2010
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Screwed McFucked

A fun way to state that something or someone is severely screwed and/or fucked. Inspired by the name Scrooge McDuck from the 90s cartoon Duck Tales.
- "they only take cash"
- "all i have is plastic"
- "the atm is out of order"
- "shit, we are screwed mcfucked"
by jibo March 15, 2007
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