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McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.
I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.
by anonymous October 2, 2023
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McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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A Harry McConnell

When you make plans and then bail last moment
Yes Michael, I will be your best man. Thank you mate. I hope you don’t do a Harry McConnell on me!
by SdjrHarry February 4, 2022
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Nina Mae McConnell

An Iconic Girl boss with a double bed so she has extra room for Danny DeVito. Sleeps with spider pillow and Dylan O'Brian Blanket. Gates Keeps everything but we love her anyway for some reason. Is Also Jesus.
OMG IS THAT NINA MAE MCCONNELL I NEED AN AUTOGRAGH SHES AN ICON.
by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021
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Bitch McConnell

Nickname for the unethical and incompetent Senator from Kentucky who has consistently taken the easy path in politics over standing up for truth, and doing what is right for America.
There is a special place in Hell reserved for Bitch McConnell where he can contemplate the damage he caused to his constituents and to democracy, by failing to stand up to MAGAt before it was too late.
by LaughingAloud January 16, 2026
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McConnell

Coined by members of the Indiana Pacers' television broadcast crew, this term refers to when, in basketball, an inbound pass is stolen by a member of the team that just scored a basket. This is a trademark move of NBA player T.J. McConnell.
After his teammate made a layup, Tyrese got his team the ball back when he got a McConnell.
by arnfromanderson March 20, 2024
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