The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
Get the McConnellingmug. The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.
by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023
Get the Mcconnellmug. A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!
by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023
Get the Glitch McConnelmug. by Mittens92 April 17, 2023
Get the McConnellmug. A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.
“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”
“This is a joke who are these people”
“This is a joke who are these people”
by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023
Get the McConnellmug.