The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 13, 2021
When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.
Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?
Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.
Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.
by rbrif August 31, 2023
by Richard the curious July 29, 2023
A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!
by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023