Malarkey

The official system of government for the isolated moon of Iris in RvB.

"Ooh! How about malarkey?"
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
(...)
(...)
(...)
(Malarkey won.)

by Belbcras June 1, 2018

festive malarkey

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

by guruwong May 13, 2005

Malarky

Often used by Mr. Mark Landry
Malarky includes:
1)Drinking of alcoholic beverages
2)Smoking of Marijuana
3)Funny Business
4)Girls
5)Etc.

"Mike, No Malarky this time. I mean it!"- Mr. Mark Landry

by Sean Cavanaugh March 31, 2004

Malarkey

Basically anything that comes out of the mouth of Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Barely There Biden.

Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Malarky

Bar in Newport Beach

We going to malarky's tonite?

by Jimmy Fandangle June 18, 2004

Mazak

A closet homosexual male who constantly makes gay references while secretly being extremely gay themselves. Mazaks are professional feltchers and are not shy to rusty trumbones and the ocassional lucky pierre.

Bobs wife wears a strap on in the bedroom. What a mazak!

by mentalist999 March 25, 2007

MANARKY

the act of being manly and anarchist simultaneously.

one who lifts stolen weights is commiting manarky

by jezzejezze July 9, 2011