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mattress back

1. (noun) A girl who has sex so often, whether with the same partner (nympho), or many different ones(slut), that her back seems to be constantly on a mattress.
2. a condition derived by a girl who engages in said activities.
1. "That girl is a mattress back if I ever saw one."
2. "You're gonna get mattress back if you keep sleeping around like that."
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flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top
I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.
by ezpei April 18, 2014
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bang mattress

When your mum buys you a mattress, but you use it for banging
by bangmattress March 12, 2016
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Mattress Mick

When you're looking for a new mattress for you're bed you can call all the workers "mattress Mick" Or "MM" It's a cool popular name around Dublin Ireland.
"Mattress Mick I'm looking for a new mattress please help pAaAal "
by ShAwN iLy August 22, 2018
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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012
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public mattress

A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)
Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?

Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
by thai-germane February 17, 2017
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mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach
Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."
by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013
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