xiao mat

An unsually homosexual midget, typically of Asian descent.

If you come out of the closet I can officially call you a xiao mat

by Jigglemeister February 05, 2010

Mat Devine

Coolest guy ever! Really sexy onstage and the best singer of our time. Boyish, stylish, very innovative and a great songwriter. Destined for stardom!

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

Mat slapping

Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping

Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"

by Ginger Jo Guess October 25, 2012

Door Mat

A person who allows people to treat them badly or walk all over them.

Mark: Tyrone treats Sarah like crap.
Chris: Yeah she's such a door mat sometimes.

by E1K4B0NG March 29, 2008

Throat Mat

The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.

I laid a hot load on her throat mat and she gobbled it up.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017

spew mat

A slang term for a pizza, due to the look of a pizza. ie. spew.

Craig: Hey Micko, let's order some spew mats from pizza hut.

Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.

Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.

Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.

by craig masterton March 27, 2008

Splash Mat

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.

Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."

by Helping the average Joe September 04, 2011