2 definitions by Jigglemeister

An unsually homosexual midget, typically of Asian descent.
If you come out of the closet I can officially call you a xiao mat
by Jigglemeister February 5, 2010
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The stuff inside your body that keeps you warm
I'm lucky to have so much fat, otherwise I would have died from the cold
by Jigglemeister February 5, 2010
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