Definitions by Jigglemeister

xiao mat 

An unsually homosexual midget, typically of Asian descent.

If you come out of the closet I can officially call you a xiao mat

xiao mat by Jigglemeister February 4, 2010

fat

The stuff inside your body that keeps you warm

I'm lucky to have so much fat, otherwise I would have died from the cold

fat by Jigglemeister February 4, 2010