Matrecide

mat-re-cide;

verb;

to murder one's own mother taking place on a matress;

He went to jail for the act of Matrecide

by Ink Cartradge JR July 6, 2007

Maturest

Most mature person around.

"That girl is the maturest girl I ever did lay on."

by Ballzy10 February 9, 2010

matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility

Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!

by meganoshua June 8, 2011

Mature Miranda

See Scary Mary.

Scary Mary, but mature. Does not wish bad things on humans anymore.

Is still very weird.

Person 1: Wow look at her!
Person 2: Yeah she has transformed into Mature Miranda!

by regina george got hit by a bus October 16, 2020

mature mario

How to explain Luigi from Super Mario Bros.

Person 1: "How would you describe Luigi?"
Person 2: "Mature Mario."

by therealpufferfish June 5, 2023

Horny Mature Mama

A very horny, mature, mother who secretly has sex with her son's friend because she thinks he is handsome and intelligent.

Caree has one Horny Mature Mama!

by King Byron February 25, 2015

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009