Skip to main content

soul mates

Two people that are supposedly perfect for each other and meant to be together forever.

But for people who actually have a brain, the idea of "soul mates" is ridiculous. There are certain people who are right for you at certain times in your life. There isn't ONE person who you are always supposed to be with forever.
I thought my now ex boyfriend and I were soul mates. Then I grew a brain and realized that maybe we were meant to be with each other at that time in our lives, but as time changes so do peoples feelings. And neither of us feel the same way about each other anymore.
by katie was here November 29, 2007
mugGet the soul mates mug.

No Mates

Have no friends, and being beaten up because your a loner.
Look at Allen he is a No Mates.
by Current Events CELUE February 27, 2009
mugGet the No Mates mug.

GAYJOHN NO MATES

A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.
"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"

"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"

"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"
by Martin Slut January 13, 2008
mugGet the GAYJOHN NO MATES mug.

Billy Faux Mates

Someone who drops meetings with real friends, by claiming to have arrangements with people no-one has ever met.
Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!
by swellyeah December 1, 2009
mugGet the Billy Faux Mates mug.

Flat Mates

(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.
I'm just hanging out with my flat mates
by Syde Trak August 15, 2011
mugGet the Flat Mates mug.

er mates

An expression used in the south Dublin region in the mid 00's by tennagers. It was ussually directed at someone who has no friends. (whether or whether not that it was true)
Person A: Who were you in the club with last night?

Person B: Oh.. I went on my own.

Person A: Er Mates
by sthdub September 14, 2013
mugGet the er mates mug.

Just Mute It Mates

Also known as JMIM, Just Mute It Mates is used to address a specific audience commenting on a video in which an unnecessary, unwanted song is playing during the video. This phrase is used to acknowledge that you dislike the song without aggressively insulting the creator of the video.
Commenter 1: Cheers for making these vids man, but like other people have commented, this music is pretty unbearable.

Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!

Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.
by rfry11 August 10, 2010
mugGet the Just Mute It Mates mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email