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Masturbathing

The act of a nice shower becoming a masturbation session
YOU - Dude, get out of the shower, you've been in there for over half an hour!!
ME - Sorry man, I was bathing but then I started masturbathing
by enroiv December 6, 2010
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unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.
"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
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Maxturbating

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your buddy Max is masturbating in the bed next to you
Who is that guy maxturbating on the other side of the hotel room
by The Chooser September 28, 2008
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masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation
1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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masturdating

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010
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masterbating

when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis
one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...
by Master at sex May 13, 2005
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Public-masturbating-horse-fucker

1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.
1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*
by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015
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