masterbash

The punch/beat your dick sensless until you proceed to cum

Nick : Yo Did you hear matt went to the hospital because he masterbashed to hard......

Neil : Shit man

by The H1N1 V1ru5 March 13, 2010

masterbaconing

The act of one pleasuring themselves in a sexual manner while viewing Kevin Bacon's various cinematic performances or just looking at a photograph of him, or even just thinking about him. Usually this involves popcorn due to the cinematic nature of the pleasuring. Some people find themselves attracted to Kevin Bacon, while others find him somewhat creepy and repulsive. Kevin Bacon can be viewed however you would like to view him; either while masterbaconing or while pretending to gag yourself in disgust. Often after masterbaconing one will start playing the game The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

I went over to Susie's house yesterday after school, the movie Wild Things was on and it was the shower scene with Kevin Bacon, and she was totally masterbaconing.

by m95m January 27, 2012

Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!

My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)

by The Bears! April 4, 2017

masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure

I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!

by Genius February 27, 2004

masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

Masterbade

To touch or rub your own sexual organs for sexual pleasure.

Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.

by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018

Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.

Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.

by Tibber April 29, 2015