If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
by Matt January 25, 2004
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I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.
by Sportnick9 February 22, 2008
Get the Mashed Potatoes mug.When a female presses her breasts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. Giving the viewer on the other side of the glass a view of her pressed tits. The effect is similar to a "presses ham" where you'd see ass instead of tit.
1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!
Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!
Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!
Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!
2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.
3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!
Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!
Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!
Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!
2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.
3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.
by aspman November 28, 2009
Get the Mashed Potatoes mug.A Smashing pumpkins box set that was given to Billy Corgan's closest friends. It has 77 unreleased songs; some from the radio, some live, and some just plainly never heard!
Whoa, I am getting the Box set "Mashed Potatoes". I can't wait. I love the smashing pumpkins!!!!! Billy Corgan, YOU ARE MY HEREO!
by Billy Corgan May 5, 2006
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H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022
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