Martin

1. To trip and fall for no reason
"whoa! I almost martined down those steps!"
"When I try to run I always martin."
by Lilly White Moreno Valley November 19, 2005
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son you ever see the show martin its fucking to funny.
by gutta 07 June 05, 2007
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A Martin

When white streaks of deoderant are all over your shirt
Mikey came in the room, doing a martin, like he doesn't even own a mirror.
by Waffle Inc. July 28, 2009
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Martin

Has a fat cock loves fortnite and titties. Loves him some carne asada . He can be a real dickhead. And He will fuck your bitch like for real watch her before he comes.
Martin just fucked my girl bro he’s a asshole
by Yshhdjd April 28, 2018
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Martin

He's shy and antisocial but very sweet any girl would be blessed to have him in her life. He always has your back very fun to be around he's cool and laid back gives the best advice.
Martin is a good friend 😊🙂
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martins

Someone who is tall for their age and is likely to make the NBA.
That dude right there is a martins.
by Giannis April 11, 2018
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Martin

'Martin' is used when somebody says a bad joke which nobody found funny. It is said after the joke has been said, to the person who said it.
It is named after a pupil from a school in Kent.

Boy 1: I might go and buy a hotdog..
Boy 2: How hot's the dog?
Boy 1: Martin..
by Alex Vogel February 25, 2008
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