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Marshmellow pumper

a guy who only has sex with fat pale white women
I like going to the club with Mike cuz he's a Marshmellow pumper which leaves all the hot girls for me.

Girl,the only man you can get is a Marshmellow pumper
by ZootieMac September 5, 2010
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Fluffy Marshmellow

The act of choking a sexual partner (usually female) until her face turns red and puffs up. At the point where the partner is nearing a state of fainting, the partner providing the choking will unload his bodily fluids on the chokees face. Creating the Fuffy Marshmellow effect
This position was coined in the parking lot of a Tim Hortons.
Dude, she I gave her the Fluffy Marshmellow

He gave me a Fluffy Marshmellow last night
by Bstat December 26, 2009
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Marcello

Italian name. Most likely from Brazil

Very happy person, Stupid and innocent...to your face. Little do you know, he is pissing on your toilette seat as we speak. it's not because he is stupid and doesn't know how to pull his foreskin back and aim right, its just that he doesn't care.

A man who has the whole world fooled except for the people that live with him.

Mostly dependent upon a maid, he lets his roommates or girlfriend clean up after him. With Arrogance as his middle name, he cocks his head back and laughs as loud as he can at his own jokes.

The dinner etiquette he possesses contradicts itself. He properly uses the silverware, but he tips his cup back so the wine dribbles out the sides and down his chin, properly wiping after-wards.

Marcello's are known for being so afraid of spiders, that they will deftly attempt to kill it (with your remote) while totally spilling their red wine on your white carpet in the process.

His careless nature leads to sloppy habits like leaving his shoes in your walk space (preferably in front of your bedroom door).
#1
Marcello: Guess what man, my Girl Friend Caught me online again.

guy: Oh yeah, and she didn't dump you?

Marcello: No man, i gave her excuse... she thinks i am estupid, bahahh ha hahh ha ha!!!!
#2
Marcello: Hey bro, im going on a date with this girl from online.
guy: oh yeah?
Marcello: if things go well, maybe i go to her place, maybe f%ck her in the A##.
by Butseks April 1, 2010
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burnt marshmellow

my girlfriend took a burnt marshmellow, to show me how she gave head
by boobsman July 25, 2004
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Marvellous

A summary of a sentence by saying Marvellous
To mock someones idea
Indirect question - what I get out of it ? / What's in it for me ?
Statement - Today i decided not to vaccinate my children
A: MARVELLOUS

Statement: I need a lift to this place is really inconvenient for you.
A: MARVELLOUS
by Wattahek May 1, 2019
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Marshmellow

A Marsmellow is when your penis is as small as a marshmellow
Wow, Nick, when I saw you changing in the locker room, I saw that you had a pretty small marshmellow.
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marvellous

God purposed for humans to have a marvellous future splendidness.
by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009
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